Techer: Tum Sab Se Jyada Kisse Nafrat Karte Ho? Pappu: Raja Ram Mohan Ray Se Techer: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Unhonne Hi Bal Vivah Bad Karvaya Tha Varna Hum Bhi Aaj Bivi Bachche Wale Hote
Techer: Salman Bhai Ke Kes Se Tumhen Kya Sabka Mila Bachcho? Pappu: Sharab Chahe Sasti Piyo Vakil Mahaga Hona Chahiye!
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Fon Kiya Santa: Kaha Ho Bete? Pappu: Hostal Men Padh Raha Hu Pariksha Bahut Najdik Hai Isliye Bahut Padhna Padta Hai Aap Kaha Ho? Santa: Theke Pe... Tere Piche Line Men Aakhir Men Khada Hu Ek Haf Mera Bhi Le Lena Theka Band Hone Wala Hai
Techer: Agar Tumhari Pant Ki Ek Jeb Men 1000/ Rupaye Aur Dusari Jeb Men Bhi 1000/ Rupaye Hon To Tum Kya Sochoge? Pappu: Yahi Ki Main Kahin Papa Ki Pant To Nahin Pahan Aaya
Techer: Ek Tokari Men 10 Aam The 3 Sad Gae To Kitne Aam Rahe? Pappu: 10 Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Jo Sad Gae Vo Bhi To Aam Hi Rahenge Sadne Se Kele Thodi Ban Jayenge